one of my favorites of all time
that’s kamala harris
the difference between how link does gender and how zelda does gender is that link decides what pronouns he’ll use that day based entirely on what outfit he’d like to wear, and zelda has a calendar up on the wall with five months blocked out weeks ahead of time and labeled “boy time”.
jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?
she fucking rolled off of me and started playing an armored core mission after i listened to her boot up her ps2 and navigate all the menus without looking with her free hand the entire time we were making out on her bed and then she fucking died in 15 seconds
hm. thats not right
The only visible text being “Hey guys we noticed every other web(site) failing. We really wanted to throw our ha(t in)” REALLY adds to this post
Public transportation is humbling, by which I don’t mean there’s anything lesser about it, but that it reminds you in the best possible way that you’re not the main character of the universe. Even in a world class public transportation system you’re occasionally going to encounter people begging, crying babies, people talking loudly or emoting, people wearing outfits you may consider weird, body odor, delays and inconveniences. I’m not saying you need to put up with straight up harassment or anything like that, but you need to accept that the world exists outside of you. If your entire world is your workplace, your car and your nuclear family, that is going to impact your politics and your perspective. It’s no wonder so much of the US is designed to this exact end, and how so many suburban Americans who value comfort and convenience over all else are losing their damn minds. The US is an international embarrassment when it comes to transit, but even in sophisticated networks you still have to share a space with other human beings and you need to act like an adult about it.
happy ‘joe biden is a rabid dog he should be beaten to death with a stick’ sunday
I don’t like crucifixes where it’s ambiguous how Jesus is attached to the cross. I also don’t like statues of a tortured dying man, but the unpleasantness of that mitigated somewhat by seeing it so much. But this?
What’s keeping him there
in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this
apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i’m mad and there is no way i’m turning that stupid setting back on
this is it
If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife’s cooking is mid as hell, I’d just crash the ship and kill myself












